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1. What is the most common gift on mother’s day in Turkey?
– Shaving cream.

2. On which foreign market should you not gamble?
– Ethiopia; you are never hungry for the fun of it.

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3. What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
– A pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

4. Immigrants have at times been complaining why there are too few TV programs with immigrants as a topic.
– The TV-channels apologize for this and hereby commit to broadcast “cops” at an increased frequency from now on.

5. What is the difference between a hard penis and an asylum seeker?
– One of them is really hard to get in and the other one is really hard to get out.

6. What do you call a Turk with a wooden leg?
– A stick with shit.

7. What is the similarity between steroids and the KKK?
– Both of them get black people to run faster..

8. What was the fastest means of transportation during the second world war?
– A Jew on a bicycle through Germany.

9. Why did Hitler commit suicide?
– He saw the gas bill.

10. ”I all the time get text messages regarding my pit-bull which during the last weekend killed four Somalis, three Pakistanis and 4 Turks.
– For the last time: “IT IS NOT FOR SALE”

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11. Muhammed to the doctor: ”Each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt”
– Well, the doctor says, You are probably allergic to pepper spray..

12. A Turk was in court because he had infected 10 blondes with AIDS
The judge: Did you not warn them?
– Yes, I said: I will AID(s) with my dick, but they did not listen.

13. Did you know that immigrants are such friendly people?
– They always come in groups and ask: “Do you have a problem?”

14. What do you call a Chinese rapper?
– Vanilla Rice.

15. The Thai girl got it hard in the ass, so she hit the end of the bed and knocked out her front teeth.
The guy: ”I am so sorry, I will compensate you!”
She then replied: ”Don’t worry, it’s only my milk teeth.”

16. What happens when a Jew with a stiff penis walks into a wall?
– He breaks his nose.

17. What is the similarity between a penis and an immigrant?
– You feel a sense of relief when they are done and have exited.

18. Last night a bomb was detected outside a Mosque in Chicago.
– The police told everyone not to worry, since they were able to push it into the building..

19. If two Pakistanis and one black guy are sitting in a car. Who is driving?
– A white cop.

20. How was the steel wire invented?
– Two Jews were fighting over the same nickel.

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21. Little Mohammad asks his mother: “Mom, I have the biggest penis in all of third grade, Is it because I’m black?“
– No, little Mohammad. It is because you are 19 years old.

22. Why are Muslims so poor?
– Because alloy rims are so expensive.

23. Why do not Somalis go to the movies?
– They can not hold the seats down…

24. How long does a visit to the bathroom take for an immigrant woman?
– Nine months.

25. Why do Jews watch porn movies in reverse?
– They cum when they see the whore giving the man back his money.

26. What should you do when you see an immigrant with one leg?
– Stop laughing and load your rifle.

27. What is the quickest west on two legs?
– A chicken in Somalia.

28. What is long and reeks of garlic?
– The train to the suburbs.

29. How do you kill two flies with one swat?
– You hit a Somali in the eye.

30. A Turkish girl is called to the teacher:
– “That was a really good essay. Now you write like a real American!”
The girl goes home to her parents: “Mom, mom! I got the highest grade and my teacher now says that I’m a real American!” – WHAM. She get’s a slap. She goes to her dad and the same thing happens.

Next day in school
The teacher: ”So how does it feel to be a real American?”
The girl: ”Pretty lame! I’ve already been beaten up by two immigrant bastards.”

Selection of 30 brilliant mexican jokes. They are funny jokes, racist jokes and just the best on the internet. Feel free to browse through down the list, and get ready to laugh.

Mexican jokes 1-5

1.
Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
– So they can drive with handcuffs on

2.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
– Somebody too lazy to steal.

3.
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
– Jail

4.
What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem.
What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem.
What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
– Problem solved

5.
Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?
– They jumped the border

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6.
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
– So they have a place to keep their taco.

7.
What do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
– They both take your money and don’t work.

8.
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
– Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.

9.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
– They don’t work in the future either!

10.
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
– Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

Mexican jokes 11-15

11.
What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
– Unemployed.

12.
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
– Through the window.

13.
How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only Mexicans do that kind of job.

14.
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
– Cause nobody will look for them?

15.
Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
– They both run jump shoot and steal

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Mexican jokes 16-20

16.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
– Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

17.
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport?
– Cross Country.

18.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
– Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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19.
How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
– Put everthing on the top shelf.

20.
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
– One can raise a child.

Mexican jokes 21-25

21.
What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?
– Cross country

22.
Why cant mexicans play uno?
– Because they always steal the green card

23.
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
– A cop

24.
Why doesn’t the border have electric wires?
– Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.

25.
Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
– Society.

Mexican jokes 26-30

26.
What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
– Baked beans

27.
What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
– A pizza can feed a family of four

28.
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
– Promoted

29.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
– Steal a chicken

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30.
Why don’t mexicans cross the border in 3’s?
– Because it says no trespassing

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